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I Have Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself: A Rocco Strangeways Life Synopsis
I Have Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself: A Rocco Strangeways Life Synopsis is a great way to learn about all things Rocco Strangeways and a great place to start. You can either read it here at roccostrangeways.com by following links below or from the ebook itself by following link here.
Rocco Early Twenties And First Significant Relationship
In his early twenties, it was time for Rocco to meet that special someone. I mean, why not? After all, he couldn’t wholly support himself, and he had absolutely no prospects of ever doing so. So, again, why not? In true Rocco Strangeways fashion, he was in no way prepared to search the world far and wide for that special someone, but instead, chose somebody he already knew and loved, on a regular basis, and who knows, maybe only because she was so easy and so available, and that person was his father’s ex-girlfriend Naomi’s eldest daughter Hannah, which led to the following erotic adventure, entitled Having My Fiancée’s Hairy Godmother For Dessert.
To Rocco, perhaps after witnessing firsthand the inexplicable end of his parents’ marriage, the idea of entering into a legally binding commitment, like, say a marriage, seemed more trouble than it was worth. Whether he was aware or not, in most cases, this suited his significant others just fine, at least in the case of Hannah, given Rocco’s piss-poor prospects of ever making a livable wage.
In the midst of Rocco’s first significant relationship, something strange started happening, youngsters started popping up in his home, and suddenly Rocco was almost like a real-live grownup with a significant other and kids and suddenly he had real-live responsibilities, one of which being an active member of the neighborhood, in particular when a nuisance arose and only Rocco’s 11 naughty inches could save the day, which led to Rocco’s next erotic adventure involving his 65-year-old neighbor across the street Galina, entitled Somebody Needs To Take That Bitchy Old Lady Out And Show Her A Good Time (Part 1). However, as an active member of the neighborhood, there were also going to be times when Rocco didn’t want to be so good, and that’s how he ended up with incidents like these ones, I Can’t Tell You How Good It Felt To Finally Let Go In My Neighbor’s Daughter’s Mouth and My Neighbor’s Daughter Thinks The Best Way To Treat Her Stomach Aches Is My Fresh Juice.
Meanwhile, we can’t forget about Rocco’s older brother Brixton, who, after graduating from Dreary University, after floundering as a lowly compensated professor, decided to go with welding as his vocation, seeing how it would be a fast way to earn serious money and fund one of his many entrepreneurial ideas. Brixton was now living in Texas, with his weird girlfriend Molly, who just so happened to have her own entrepreneurial ideas, which led to Rocco’s latest erotic adventure, entitled My Brother’s Weird Girlfriend Wants To Start A Man Draining And Cleaning Service.
As time unraveled, so did much of whatever it was that first drew Rocco and Hannah to each other, as they entered the latter years of what would be a short union. Although Hannah was never an overly jealous woman, actually quite permissive, and at times, even encouraging Rocco in his extra-marital wanderings, all of these wanderings seem to come at a cost. One of these more harmless wanderings was with their 19-year-old babysitter Sara, entitled Our Sexy Little Babysitter Doesn’t Want To Be Paid In Cash But Rather Juice.
Another wandering would probably be considered more harmful, and that would be the instance where Rocco couldn’t find work to save his life, so work found him instead, in the shape of The Only Work I Could Find Was Holding Up My Girlfriend’s Grandma’s Big Boobs (Part 1).
Yet another wandering was actually at the insistence of both Hannah and Hannah’s mother, who was also Rocco’s father’s ex-girlfriend Naomi, which led to a rather extended affair entitled That Time Rocco Acquiesced To Running Away With His Girlfriend’s Hot Little Sister (Part One) and (Part Two), which, ultimately, might have been the nail in the coffin of Rocco’s first significant relationship.
With Rocco’s relationship on life support, he decided to find solace in a much needed trip to see his best friend Beatle, where his next erotic adventure took place, entitiled I Only Fucked My Best Friend’s Wife Up The Ass To Save Their Kids From Heat Stroke.