The Rocco Strangeways Adventures
I Have Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself: A Rocco Strangeways Life Synopsis
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Rocco At Age 19
Apparently, Gargamel’s piss-poor school system wasn’t piss-poor enough, as Rocco not only needed an extended stay in summer school, but also an extra fall semester, in order to meet all his high school credit requirements and graduate. It wasn’t for lack of trying. Oh, what the fuck, that’s exactly what it was for. Alas, Rocco had outstayed his welcome, and he was shown the door.
Even though Rocco had never shown the least bit interest in college, with there being a half-dozen colleges in Gargamel, Phony insisted Rocco at least try one. So, he did. After all, it’s not like Rocco was in any hurry to join the workforce, either. However, it didn’t take long for everyone involved to find out Rocco’s old-college-try amounted to not trying at all, floundering from the get-go, while still managing to fit in the occasional erotic adventure, including an incident with an older neighbor entitled Sometimes It’s Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their Groceries.
Almost in record time, Rocco imploded every college class he signed up for, as it became abundantly clear it was time for him to start his career, a career of securing one dead-end, meaningless, pointless job after another, and whenever he wasn’t doing that, he was doing erotic adventures, starting with an extended jaunt in the woods with his ex-biology teacher turned nudist whack-job Beverly, entitled On A Quest To Find My Missing Big-Breasted Biology Teacher (Part One).
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