Rocco In The Beginning

The Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures by Tomé Tourette

The Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures Series is written by Tomé Tourette, who knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them, but isn’t quite clear when to run. Tomé Tourette never counts Tomé Tourette’s money when Tomé Tourette’s sitting at the table. Tomé Tourette knows that they’ll be time enough for counting when the dealings done. So that’s why Tomé Tourette writes erotica and tons of it. Enjoy!

I Have Not Yet Begun To Defile Myself: A Rocco Strangeways Life Synopsis
Rocco In The Beginning

Rocco Strangeways was born in the seacoast town of Burping, NJ, to Cacophony, or Phony, Strangeways and Prudence, or Pru, Strangeways. He had one brother, Brixton Strangeways, who was five years older and approximately five times smarter, if not just five times more industrious, than Rocco.

To put a face to a name, Rocco was a handsome devil, with shimmering blue eyes and dirty blond hair, which he usually kept long, depending on whether or not his mother felt like policing the length. He was of medium height and medium weight. His brother Brixton was similar, but with a slightly lesser degree of handsomeness. Oddly, while Rocco and Brixton both had fair features, their parents both had dark features. This was something that always ate at Rocco, feeding into his on-again-off-again theory that he might be adopted, which was purely conjecture on his part.

Shortly after the age of 5, Rocco’s family moved to the picturesque, quaint little town of Twig, NY, where he lived until the ripe-old age of 10, but was then, once more, uprooted, shortly after his mother’s religious rebirth, to the All-American Bible-toting town of Gargamel, MO, where the majority of Rocco’s erotic adventures would take place.

My Best Friend's Mom Didn't Like It When My Girlfriend Left Me With Blue BallsThroughout his upbringing, Rocco was raised from two differing points of view, one being the seize-the-day almost humanistic style of his father Phony, the other being the on-again-off-again traditional Judeo-Christian style of his mother, which was switched on for good and at full blast after his mother, on the road to Kankles, a department store for large-legged women, where Pru worked at the time, saw the Angel of the Lord on a Bo-Bo’s Burgers billboard, which would end up being the sole reason for her insistence on relocating the family to Gargamel, which all three of the boys; Phony, Brixton, and Rocco, went kicking and screaming.

What Do You Mean I Have To Share My Room With Moms Weird Work Friend?After the initial culture shock dissipated, all three of the boys seemed to do quite well in Gargamel, with Phony rising quickly in the ranks at 4M, a company similar to 3M, but one M better, and Brixton excelling in the piss-poor local school system and going on to attend college at Dreary, a surprisingly prestigious local university, and Rocco meeting lifelong friend Beatle, and also finding his own way in the piss-poor local school system, able to scrape by with minimal effort, which was something that appealed a great deal to Rocco, leaving Rocco to focus, as much as Rocco was willing to focus, on his other burgeoning endeavors.

Helping Our Principal's Wife With Her Compulsive ExhibitionismAlthough Rocco’s erotic adventures began very early on, with various girls, and in various settings in and around the Gargamel area, the only ones I’m legally able to tell you about, at least with any detail, are the ones that took place after the age of 18, and let me tell you, as word spread about Rocco and his 11 heavenly inches, seemingly to all the women in and around the Gargamel area, there were a lot.

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