Rocco At Age 19

The Rocco Strangeways Adventures

Rocco At Age 19

 

On A Quest To Find My Missing Big-Breasted Biology Teacher (Part 1)Apparently, Gargamel’s piss-poor school system wasn’t piss-poor enough, as Rocco not only needed an extended stay in summer school, but also an extra fall semester, in order to meet all his high school credit requirements and graduate. It wasn’t for lack of trying. Oh, what the fuck, that’s exactly what it was for. Alas, Rocco had outstayed his welcome, and he was shown the door.

Sometimes It's Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their GroceriesWith freedom came great responsibility.

Even though Rocco had never shown the least bit interest in college, with there being a half-dozen colleges in Gargamel, Phony insisted Rocco at least try one. So, he did. After all, it’s not like Rocco was in any hurry to enter the workforce, either. However, when Rocco, almost in record time, imploded almost every college class he signed up for, it was becoming more and more apparent it was time for him to start his career, a career of securing one dead-end, meaningless, pointless job after another.

And now, with his patented barely-existing existence lifestyle firmly in place, Rocco was ready to continue his erotic adventures, starting with an extended jaunt in the woods with his ex-biology teacher turned nudist whack-job Beverly, entitled On A Quest To Find My Missing Big-Breasted Biology Teacher (Part 1). This was followed by an incident with an older neighbor, entitled Sometimes It’s Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their Groceries.

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